The Quarter Century Shuffle

My sister is one of the prettiest, smartest, funniest, bravest and most creative people I know.  She taught me how to not take life so seriously (she's working on it, anyway), and for that I'm forever in her debt. 

I know I wrote a post on here not too long ago explaining just how great she is, so instead of going on and on about more of the same, I decided to write my sister a little poem for this, her 25th birthday:

The Quarter Century Shuffle

more iconic than
kim zolciak's
tardy to the party remix

more divine than
jay-z
beyoncé
and blue ivy's hair
combined

kourt
 kim
 khloé
trust

10 more years until botox
25

also, bethenny's divorce was finalized this month
skinny
cosmos
for everyone

bye felicia