Friday, October 25, 2013

The Most Unproductive Post Ever

You know those times when you have a million and one things to do in order to not get fired from your job, in order to pass your classes, in order to see the floor of your bedroom, and yet, somehow, you only seem to be able to concentrate on the one thing that isn't productive at all?

No?  Just me?  Cool.

In fact, I've been so unproductive lately that I haven't even watched the latest episodes of Downton Abbey, The Mindy Project, or The New Girl.  Based on that alone, it's basically come to the point where I look in the mirror and don't even recognize myself anymore.

Except I do still a little bit, because being unproductive is kinda really the only art I've ever mastered in life.

I should be putting my nose to the books and writing a paper for publication for my college magazine.  I should be filing this mound of paperwork called "invoices" - or some such nonsense - for work.  I should be getting a manicure.

Instead, I'm going to go out tonight in the best last-minute Halloween costume I can muster and dance until I can't see straight.  I really think this is the most responsible choice, in light of everything I need to get done.

Who's with me?

Happy Halloween festivities this weekend, everyone!

Halloween 2012.  Why, we DO all look fabulous.  You're right!


  1. Excellent costume, excellent blog post!

  2. Where did you get that amazing costume?!? I love that movie so much!! Btw-- I lost my job, so no longer have a second computer, so if there are lags between me seeing your posts, and if "Peter" occasionally comments sounding a lot like something I would say-- it is because we are now sharing his sole computer. ::sigh::